Bret Michaels is Not Dead, Because He’s on NBC

Guess what! There were other things on TV tonight besides the LOST finale. One of those things was the last episode of The Celebrity Apprentice. And, somehow, Bret Michaels made it to the live event. That, and the winner, inside.

The final episode was two hours long, which is the same length as every other one, but—for some reason—seemed much longer. Things were drawn out, recaps were abound, Cyndi Lauper was deliciously crazy (and she performed!), blah blah blah... the only thing people really cared about was whether or not Michaels would make it there. So, did he? Yep! Here's his introduction.